Following our lucky escape at the waterfalls, ‘smidging up’ needs to become part of our daily routine as we are now in midge territory. It’s a bit like applying sun-screan, and actually smells quite pleasant. The only problem, you can’t put it on your head.

Nikki did a load of research about the dreaded midges long before we set off to ensure we were properly equipped as you have to take them quite seriously to avoid being covered in bites from head to toe. Apparently Scotland looses millions in tourist income each year as visitors stay away from (mainly) the highlands to avoid them.

Our smidge kit includes 2 x smidge repellent, 2 x smidge head nets (you may or may not see a photo of us wearing these when we reach Glencoe) and various creams and ointments (if we get bit). Also a smidge candle and a long pair of trousers for Steve, who has been advised to NOT wear shorts. We’ll see LOL.

Nikki also subscribed to the ‘Midge Forecast’. There are traps all over Scotland measuring how many midges have been caught, and it is updated daily. The area we are heading into has regularly been 3 (time to make yourself repellent) and Glencoe seems to always be a 4 (that’s not mist that midges).

The helpful rating scale suggests 5 is smidge up and be thankful; Nikki has interpreted this as we shouldn’t get out of the van. So far there have been no 5’s (phew).